MANNY; Do you like jokes?
BIANCA; Sure.
MANNY; Great. Okay, so, a grasshopper named Gary walks into the bar… oh, no! You’re not supposed to know his name. Let me try another one, okay? Knock, knock.
BIANCA; Who’s there?
MANNY; Interrupting Cow.
BIANCA; Interrupting Cow who?
MANNY; Moo. Ah, crap.Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo”
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